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$ whoami
i build quiet systems, run loud labs, and write tools that remove tickets instead of creating them.
// now
- building joe's recon — osint primitives for ops people
- shipping mcp servers for the systems i actually run
- tightening azure tenant guardrails (identity, policy, cost)
- studying offensive security — slow and deliberate
- shipping joeromaine.com (this site, you are here)
$ ls -1 ~/services/
joe's honeypots
managed deception. high-fidelity signal.
light pentesting
scoped reviews. real reports.
compliance audit
soc2 · hipaa · cmmc · iso 27001.
cloud security
azure · aws · m365 posture review.
// full menu at /services.
$ ls -la ~/projects
drwxr--r-- 1024 jun 12 joes-honeypots/ tech: t-pot · opencanary · docker · terraform · wazuh · grafana — Managed deception infrastructure for SMBs and home labs. Drop-in honeypots with real telemetry — t-pot, opencanary, and custom decoys. drwxr-xr-x 1504 may 12 joes-recon/ tech: python · go · nmap · shodan · amass — OSINT + recon toolkit. Targets, surfaces, signal. Scriptable, scoped, opsec-friendly. drwxr--r-- 1984 apr 12 art-gallery/ tech: astro · sharp · css-grid — Personal art / photography gallery — quiet, fast, image-first. Probably static-built from a folder. drwxr-xr-x 2464 mar 12 joes-mcp/ tech: typescript · mcp · node · stdio · http — Model Context Protocol servers for ops workflows. Gives LLMs surgical access to the systems I actually run. drwxr-xr-x 2944 feb 12 joes-azure-mgmt/ tech: azure · bicep · powershell · graph-api · policy-as-code — Azure tenant management: identity, policy, cost guardrails. Built for ops humans, not Microsoft consultants. drwxr--r-- 3424 jan 12 vet-tech-support/ tech: linux · networking · docs · plain-html — Free veterinary tech support — tooling, scripts, and docs for clinics that can't afford an IT budget.
$ tail -n 5 ~/models/registry.json
xAI Grok 4.3 2026-05-15 ▲ +0.3 OpenAI GPT 5.5 2026-05-01 ▲ +0.5 Google DeepMind Gemini 3 Pro 2026-04-22 ▲ +1.0 Google DeepMind Gemini 3 Flash 2026-04-22 ▲ +1.0 Google DeepMind Gemini 3 Nano 2026-04-22 ▲ +1.0
// full registry: /models · live ticker at top.
$ ls ~/.local/bin/favorites
Ghostty GPU-accelerated, native, fast. The terminal i actually open. Neovim Modal editing the way it should be. LSP, treesitter, the lot. Burp Suite Pro The intercepting proxy. Pro tier unlocks the scanner and extensions you actually want. Tailscale WireGuard mesh that just works. Zero config, real SSO. Raycast Spotlight replacement on creatine. Extensions for everything. Obsidian Local-first markdown notes. Backlinks, graph, plugins.
// full toolbelt: /downloads