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// you found the lab

// most people stop at the homepage. you read the source.

i build security tools, run azure tenants, write opinionated python. i grew up in the military, currently work in ops, and i'm building toward something bigger than my current job description.

if you found this page, you probably tried at least one of: view‑source, the konami code, window.joe.help() in devtools, /robots.txt, or /humans.txt. that means we'd probably get along.

three flags are scattered across this site. one in the head. one on /work. one on /art.
they aren't a CTF — they're a handshake.
if you collect all three, dm me the line "handshake/0x03" and i'll send something fun back.

K to leave · or just close the tab. either way — thanks for looking.