the pitch
most networks have zero deception. attackers move freely until something breaks. honeypots flip that — every interaction is a high-fidelity signal, because nothing legitimate should ever touch them.
joe’s honeypots is a managed service for small teams that want enterprise-grade deception without running it themselves.
what’s included
- pre-hardened honeypot stack deployed in your cloud or on-prem
- t-pot (community edition) tuned for low noise + real attribution
- custom-built decoys that mirror your actual environment (file shares, ad-style endpoints, fake admin panels)
- alerting piped to slack/teams/pagerduty — only on signal, never on scans
- monthly engagement report: who’s knocking, from where, with what
roadmap
- research phase — t-pot, opencanary, cowrie, dionaea, conpot
- private beta — running in joe’s lab against real internet traffic
- public beta — invite-only deployments for ~5 partners
- managed launch — productized offering with sla’d response
status
planning. ping me on /contact if you want to be on the beta list — i’m building this in the open, and early partners shape the feature set.
this is also part of a broader services offering: light pentesting, compliance audits, and cloud security reviews. all under the same hood.